Monkey Mitch from San Francisco - Guess Madonna's Next Look

2009-07-28T09:35:00.001-07:00

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2009-07-17T12:32:00.000-07:00

Finally a new Madonna. It's Grey Gardens Madonna.

We're very saddened by the death of 2 of Madonna's crew members.

2007-07-10T07:25:00.000-07:00

Finally a new look for Madonna.

2007-06-01T13:54:00.000-07:00

It's Scrunch face Madonna. From Rob in SF. More scrunch faces are coming.

2007-01-25T16:41:00.000-08:00

The REAL Ritchie Family. Not the same one you see on Perezhilton.com.

2007-01-25T15:28:00.000-08:00

They've always said "She has balls."

2007-01-25T12:43:00.000-08:00

Here's a camel toe Madonna from last year. I did this one myself.

2007-01-25T11:04:00.000-08:00

It's fabulously hung pre-op Madonna. Now this is the best of both worlds.

2007-01-25T10:53:00.000-08:00

Madonna Lisa

2007-01-24T13:43:00.000-08:00

Turban Madonna. January 2007

2006-12-18T10:13:00.000-08:00

The Queen of mixed messages is at it again. Saving the orphans and killing our furry little friends in the same breath.

2006-07-21T15:51:00.000-07:00

Rob gives us Casper Madonna.

2006-07-19T13:10:00.000-07:00

It's Sophisticated Madonna with Evil Cat Army. Great Rob!

2006-07-19T13:07:00.000-07:00

I can't name this one...can you? Damn!

2006-07-18T13:55:00.000-07:00

The Totally New Camel Toe Madonna...Damn! Them there's some HONKERS!

2006-07-18T13:10:00.000-07:00

2006-07-18T09:58:00.000-07:00

It's Basic Instinct Madonna from Rob in SF. Now this is totally awesome.

2006-07-17T12:42:00.000-07:00

It's Gargoylishes Madonna.

SEND MORE MADONNA'S.

2006-07-12T16:00:00.000-07:00

It's Snail Madonna.

2006-07-10T16:03:00.000-07:00

Phantom Madonna with Candy from the Opera.

2006-07-10T13:42:00.000-07:00

It's Madonna Blank

2006-07-10T13:24:00.000-07:00

We have Boozer-User-Loser Madonna from Rob in SF.

2006-07-10T11:56:00.000-07:00

It's Whirling Dervish Madonna from Monkey Mitch.

2006-07-07T15:37:00.000-07:00

It's SS Madonna from Mark of San Francisco.

Madonna defends Kabbalah
International pop-icon Madonna defends her interest in Kabbalah, rejects media descriptions of it as cult. Kabbalh's not hurting anybody, Madonna says

YnetNews, Israel/November 1, 2005

In an interview to the New York Daily News, pop singer and Kabbalah devotee Madonna defended her interest in the teachings of the Kabbalah, and said she was angry people found it to be so disturbing.

"It would be less controversial if I joined the Nazi Party," Madonna said.

Madonna's increasing pursuit of Kabbalah has inspired much hostility toward her, which the singer found hard to explain.

"'What do you mean you study the Torah if you're not Jewish?'" she asked rhetorically.

"'What do you mean you pray to God and wear sexy clothes? We don't understand this.' It frightens people. So they try to denigrate it or trivialize it so that it makes more sense," Madonna said.

"I find it very strange that it's so disturbing to people," she continued. "It's not hurting anybody."

2006-07-07T15:04:00.000-07:00

It's Star Jones Before Madonna from Rob.

2006-07-06T13:06:00.000-07:00

Monkey Mitch

2006-07-05T13:56:00.000-07:00

It's Madonna Boone.

2006-06-30T13:57:00.000-07:00

2006-06-30T12:16:00.000-07:00

The Ritchie Family.

2006-06-30T09:40:00.000-07:00

I'm starting to see a Flintstone theme here...check out Totally Happy Fred Madonna below. Many thanks Mark...WOW! This is awesome.

2006-06-28T14:54:00.000-07:00

It's Sister Madonna Habit from Mark...Mark, you're the best. I LOVE THIS!

2006-06-27T11:47:00.000-07:00

It's Madonna's Totally Magic Mirror. Hey, I want one of these.

2006-06-25T08:38:00.000-07:00

It's Wonder Maddy from our very own Madonna. Madonna has been secretly monitoring our site for fresh ideas and finally, finally, a contribution from the star herself. I'm sure Madonna is feeling a bit like wonder woman this year supporting a #1 album, a #1 tour, traveling and caring for her husband and 2 children and taking care of the star herself. Many thanks Madonna...keep 'em coming.

2006-06-19T15:33:00.000-07:00

It's totally live in Kenya Madonna from Tod.

2006-06-14T15:19:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Healthy-Kitty Madonna from Rob in SF.

Madonna's bid for a role in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" could open the stage door for other female rockers by Gary Eng Walk (Article from June 14, 2006)

2006-06-13T10:27:00.000-07:00

It's Dump Truck Madonna ... that's her real Florida house..but I think she's sold it.

2006-06-08T12:20:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Centaur Madonna.

2006-06-06T16:47:00.000-07:00

Degas Madonna from Mark M. of SF. Wow...I can't stop looking at this one.

2006-06-05T16:47:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Baboon Madonna from Mark M. in San Francisco. Maybe Madonna will do a ping-pong pussy banana show next. I can see that...she's poised nicely for it in this lastet entry.

2006-06-01T13:11:00.000-07:00

2006-06-01T11:34:00.000-07:00

Find the 2 Madonnas and 4 dinosaurs....This is fun. Thanks Tod.

2006-05-31T11:00:00.000-07:00

Madonna's Fountain from Rob in SF. Thanks Rob.

2006-05-30T09:23:00.000-07:00

Madonna Also Rises from Tod...beautiful!

2006-05-25T08:09:00.000-07:00

Modonna the Bounty Hunter
Another great entry from Tod.

2006-05-23T08:31:00.000-07:00

WOW! Madonna Descendant un Escalier
Another stunning contribution from Mark. FANTASTIC!

2006-05-22T14:30:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Smarmy Email Poet Madonna by Mark...the famous Mark. I love Lettuce Madonna...and that smirky dog too.

Ok...Guess Madonna's Next Look is getting about 200 visitors a week...leave a comment and put our link on your web pages...thanks everyone for visiting.

2006-05-19T10:57:00.000-07:00

Totally Tanned Facelift Madonna.

2006-05-15T16:34:00.000-07:00

Totally Happy Fred Madonna

2006-05-12T11:57:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Rubber Vagina Madonna.

2006-05-12T11:15:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Elko Nevada Madonna from Tod. I see this in a very near future reinvention effort by Madonna. Her songs will include Rolling Nickles for Cigarettes, Bedslat Across my Back, Please Daddy, Don't get Drunk, and Those Aren't Cold Sores, It's Just Bad Speed.

2006-05-11T12:33:00.000-07:00

Totally Bird Flu Madonna...by ME!

2006-05-10T16:10:00.000-07:00

2006-05-10T15:48:00.000-07:00

It's totally blue bonnet madonna from Tod.

2006-05-02T16:25:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Sphinx Madonna. From MTV News, 2004. Madonna may enjoy taking a holiday and some time to celebrate, but it looks like she won't be doing it in Egypt. According to The Straits Times, Egypt has decided to shut its doors to the superstar after her recent visit to Israel. Despite a peace agreement in 1978, political relations between Egypt and Israel are strained and the Egyptian Parliament has issued an order to the government demanding that Madonna be denied entry into the country. Egyptian embassies abroad were also reportedly contacted and told not to allow Madonna a visa.

2006-05-01T16:41:00.000-07:00

Totally Truck Stop on Tour Madonna given to us by Tod G. from San Francisco. Looking Foxy!

2006-04-17T10:09:00.000-07:00

It's Totally Tweaked Madonna given to us by Ed C. of San Francisco. It looks like Madonna's next look as been totally tweaked to perfection.

2006-03-03T08:11:00.000-08:00

Cubist-Madonna submitted by Michael M. of San Francisco.

2006-02-21T09:02:00.000-08:00

Mark has done it again. In keeping with the fabulous lettuce/annoying dog theme, Mark gives us Lettuce Lady Madonna.

Madonna Salad

Recipe by : Debra Williams - Illinois
Submitted_by : Debra Williams - Illinois

1-3 oz. pkg. Apricot Jell-o
3/4 c. sugar
1-8 oz. can crushed pineapple
1-8 oz. pkg. cream cheese
1-large jar Apricot Tapioca baby food
1-8 oz. container of cool whip

Mix Jell-O, sugar and (undrained) pineapple in sauce pan, Bring to a boil. Mix well. Remove from heat and cool.

Meanwhile, mix softened cream cheese with baby food, Combine with the cooked Jell-O, then fold in cool whip and chill.

2006-02-21T08:39:00.000-08:00

It's Bijon Frise Madonna. Again, another great contribution from Mark.

2006-02-15T12:09:00.000-08:00

Frissee Madonna from Mark in San Francisco. Finally something beautiful.

2006-02-14T12:46:00.000-08:00

It's Totally Tattooed Madonna...and her new boytoy.

2006-01-24T16:05:00.000-08:00

2006-01-17T10:08:00.000-08:00

Madonna Orman.

2006-01-09T17:26:00.000-08:00

C.A.M.

2006-01-09T14:10:00.000-08:00

You name this one.

2006-01-06T13:29:00.000-08:00

It's Hoola Hoop Madonna from Tod.

2006-01-05T16:58:00.000-08:00

This is ICU Madonna from Tod of San Francisco. Thanks Tod. I C U Madonna has a hott body...can I lick her pits?

2006-01-05T16:55:00.000-08:00

It's Naked Mole Rat Madge given to us by Rob of SF. This could be the before picture of Madonna's full body lift scheduled for 2007.

2006-01-04T17:49:00.000-08:00

It's Bart's Stepmother Fantasy Madonna. Now this can happen.

2006-01-04T15:52:00.000-08:00

2006-01-04T15:18:00.000-08:00

We have Ragdoll Kitten Madonna from Rob in San Francisco. I think Madonna will want to do this new look...don't you? We are in need of some new Madonna's for our website. Please send your creations to sfmitch@gmail.com.

2005-12-22T14:06:00.000-08:00

Could this 7 year old from Turkey have stumbled upon Madonna's next look? Thanks Madonnalicious.com for this nice addition to our Guess Madonna's Next Look.

Madonna through the eyes of a seven-year-old

madonnalicious.com visitor Nihan has sent in this sweet story about one of his school pupils class projects regarding heroes:

I am a teacher in Turkey. Last week I gave some homework to my students and it was a project to tell the class about their hero.
It turned out that seven-year-old Ela's hero was Madonna. She handed in the project and I was so touched (as a Madonna fan of course). I think there must be a Madonna fan in the family (Mother or Father most probably).
When I asked her why she had chosen Madonna, she said she was so beautiful and talented, her songs were great and also her books were so enjoyable and beautiful. Most interesting part of the project is the Superman body with Madonna head. It's hilarious! And Ela has an explanation to it of course: 'She can fly like Superman!'

2005-12-21T15:52:00.000-08:00

It's Totally Pierced Boy Toy Madonna. I can see her doing this when she does a tribal remix of hung up.

2005-12-19T17:02:00.000-08:00

Does this mesh with kabbalah? I love Winged Devil Madonna.

2005-12-19T13:19:00.000-08:00

I don't think Gwen Stefani is stealing Madonna's looks. Do you?

2005-12-19T13:06:00.000-08:00

Borderline Madonna 2026

2005-12-14T13:58:00.000-08:00

OMG! I love Miss J Alexander.

2005-12-14T12:53:00.000-08:00

Brokeback Mountain Madonna.

2005-12-14T12:18:00.000-08:00

It's Anna Madonna Smith. I hope Anna gets her money. That little shit stepson of of her's should be shot in the face at point blank range. The U.S. Supreme Court will weight in in this case in January.

2005-12-13T12:30:00.000-08:00

Dynasty Madonna.

2005-12-12T17:02:00.000-08:00

It's Cuckoo Clock Madonna.

2005-12-12T16:57:00.000-08:00

Chowchilla School Bus Kidnapping Madonna.

2005-12-12T16:51:00.000-08:00

It's surburban Lesbian Madonna from Tod.

2005-12-06T11:35:00.000-08:00

Straining Madonna in Home Office.

One way to prevent the hemorrhoids is to pass bowel movements as soon as possible after the urge occurs.

If you have to sit for long periods of time, at work, always go for a walk or stand when you get a break. Try to be off your seat at least 5 minutes each hour, and shift your buttocks in your chair from side to side often. This will help you avoid constant rectal pressure.

When lifting or straining, exhale, and do not hold your breath.

If showing signs of diarrhea, constipation or coughing get treatment immediately, since hemorrhoids may on the horizon.

Bowel movements should take no longer than three to five minutes, therefore, no long term reading on the toilet. Maintaining good bowel movements and a soft stool are essential for preventing hemorrhoids!

No straining during bowel movements, straining forces hemorrhoids to swell.

2005-12-03T10:14:00.000-08:00

This is Tomadonna sent to us by Tod of SF. Yum!

2005-12-02T08:54:00.000-08:00

This is Madonna and the Cat Lady.

2005-11-30T12:16:00.000-08:00

This is Nation of Islam l Store Vandal Madonna sent to us by Rob of SF.

2005-11-27T21:51:00.000-08:00

I'm without access to my Guess Madonna's Next Look folder as I'm in Palm Springs with my partner Dale and dear friend Darrel Smith. We're at CCBC and it is really nasty here. I think I'm going to need a new blog to share some of these other experiences with you but in the meantime, here's a picture of me at the LAX commuter terminal a few weeks ago. Check back after tomorrow for more Madonna's.

2005-11-18T11:50:00.000-08:00

OMG! It's Mullet Madonna or Hirsutism Madonna...take your pick. I worked very hard to keep this from becoming yet another mullet site but it's getting really hard.

2005-11-17T10:21:00.000-08:00

I love Fudgepacker Madonna. I see her doing this for her Willy Wonka routine.

2005-11-15T16:47:00.000-08:00

It's Sister Ivana Lotta Madonna. Ok...the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence will love me for this. Maybe they can help me come up with a better name.

2005-11-15T16:35:00.000-08:00

Antonio Banderas and Madonna are re-united in Columbia Pictures' epic adventure "The Legend of Zorro".

The year is 1850 and our swashbuckling crusader is challenged by the most dangerous mission of his life.

After fighting to help California become the 31st state of the Union, Zorro (Banderas) must live up to the promise he made his wife Elena (Madonna) - to give up his secret identity and live a normal life as Alejandro de la Vega. When he hesitates, it threatens to tear them apart.

Now, the same forces that conspired to keep California from becoming part of the United States are plotting to unleash a threat that has been 500 years in the making, a threat that could change the course of history forever.

And only Zorro can stop it.

2005-11-15T08:37:00.000-08:00

This is Ultrasound Madonna. She's so cute. I see this when she shares with us baby #3. Or maybe she'll do an entire video from within the womb filmed via ultrasound equipment. She's always trying something new so it wouldn't surprise me on bit.

Madonna Quote:
Madonna surprised by ultrasound! Madonna was thrilled to see her baby living and moving in her womb. When she saw her daughter on ultrasound, Madonna said:
"I was stunned when I saw on the ultrasound a tiny, living creature spinning around in my womb. Tap-dancing, I think. Waving its tiny arms around and trying to suck its thumb. I could have sworn I heard it laughing." ("World Magazine" December, 1996)
Madonna said this after seeing her then pre-born child on ultrasound when she visited her OB-GYN. Moments like these are awe-inspiring for mothers and fathers.

2005-11-14T13:30:00.000-08:00

It's Easter Island Madonna.

2005-11-13T23:29:00.000-08:00

This is Jumping Jack Flash Madonna. The flea, common name for any of the small, wingless insects of the order Siphonaptera. The adults of both sexes eat only blood and are all external parasites of mammals and birds. Fleas have hard bodies flattened from side to side and piercing and sucking mouthparts. Their legs are powerful and adapted for fast movement and jumping, enabling them to find new hosts as well as to escape quickly the attempts of the hosts to remove them. The adults can survive away from a host for several weeks without eating. Flea eggs are usually laid in dirt or in the nest of the host; the larvae feed on organic material and the feces of adult fleas. Metamorphosis is complete; the larvae spin silken cocoons when ready to pupate. Many species are not specific to a particular host species, and cat and dog fleas, as well as the human flea of the warmer parts of Europe and Asia, attack humans. Certain rat fleas transmit typhus and bubonic plague to humans, and another species transmits tularemia from rabbits. Fleas also transmit several species of tapeworms that sometimes infest humans. The chigoe is a flea. Water fleas and beach fleas are crustaceans and not closely related to the insects. Fleas are classified in the phylum Arthropoda, class Insecta, order Siphonaptera.

2005-11-13T14:48:00.000-08:00

Divine Madonna. I can see this minus the dog shit. This is our second Madonna involving Divine.

2005-11-12T15:52:00.000-08:00

This is beautiful. Freda Madonna. Last year, Kahlo's painting, Self Portrait With Monkey, was loaned to London's Tate Modern museum by Madonna for the travelling exhibition Surrealism: Desire Unbound.

"Loaning my Frida to Tate is like letting go of one of my precious children," Madonna said at the time. "But I know she will be in good hands and the exhibit would not be complete without her." Before the painting was given up, Madonna had it hung in her London home for a few weeks so that she could spend some time with it before the show.

2005-11-11T09:03:00.000-08:00

It's Madonnahuahua. I love this...how cute! I love dogs...snif snif. I can see Madonna doing the whole dog thing. She was born in the year of the dog so it all makes sense to me. I know she's done the collar and the leash during her Erotic days so it's just a carry forward of that. This is another great Madonna from Rob of SF. Thanks Rob!

2005-11-09T11:50:00.000-08:00

Here is a picture of Monkey Mitch and Madonna. This is at her San Jose show of the Reinvention Tour. I was determined to get the best seats in the house no matter how much I had to pay. I found this woman on Craigslist that won 2 tickets for the dance pit. I bought those tickets from her and my friend Chris and I were in the pit, in the stage, for the entire show. She came over and sang to us and touched all of our hands....it was really fun. When I met this person at the venue to get the tickets, there was this big mix-up so Warner Bros. gave her a second set of pit tickets for the next night. I bought those from her too and went with my partner Dale. It was a most memorable evening. For the third show we had tickets in the 6th row on the floor. Though I paid $600 for these 2 seats, they didn't compare to the two previous nights in the pit. I hope she has a dance pit for her 2006 Disco tour.

2005-11-09T07:30:00.000-08:00

It's Auntie Em Madonna. For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!