This one is really nasty but I have to post it. I'm excited to introduce to you Stool Pigeon Madonna.

Maybe this will generate some comments. These days a stool pigeon is an informer, but when the phrase first appeared—in the US in the 1830s or thereabouts—it meant a person used as a decoy to entice criminals into a trap. I can see using these during her Like a Virgin number. In her wedding dress, she'll release a dozen Stool Pigeon Madonna's into the air to fly out over the audience. It might be a little Gallagher for her fans. Maybe she'll provide large plastic covers for everyone. I'll still go...I don't care about a little poop.